Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Top Ten Reasons to Be a Porn Happy Patron

1. Porn is not the new black. It is the new puce.
2. Happy Darling wants to live.
3. Literature and pornography make strange bedfellows.
4. Everybody needs a little porn happiness.
5. David Lynch could direct the movie version.
6. Here, blogs really are novel.
7. The Inferno didn't have enough sex.
8. George W. Bush isn't going to fund this project.
9. Porn Valley is an interesting place to visit.
10. It helps the author write.

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